đ§ż âBig enough for your laptop, notebook, and all your emotional baggage."
Turn your desk into a gallery of judgment and protection. This massive desk pad brings the full chaotic energy of The Girl With the Pearl Earringânow with added graffiti flair and a constellation of evil eyes that whisper: âdo NOT open that email.â
Great for:
Creating to-do lists youâll ignore   -   Lighting 3 candles while opening Excel   -   Performing dark rituals with your mouse
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Youâre not messy. Youâre mystical.
Product features - Non-slip bottom for stability during use - Vibrant colors with crisp printing - Durable hemmed edges for longevity - Multifunctional surface for various tasks - Made from 100% Neoprene
Care instructions - Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.