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Teeth, Spots & Unfiltered Thoughts
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You’ll Never Be Good Enough Cat Mug
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Chaos Served Hot
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“Floral Roast & Forest Shade” – Hot coffee, cool sarcasm, zero tolerance for negativity.
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“Photosynthesize This, Karen” – Fueled by sunlight, sarcasm, and hot coffee.
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“Botanically Bitter About Emails” – Garden of resentment + caffeine.
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“Caffeinated Shade & Cubicle Spells” – Evil eye deflects drama so I can sip in peace.
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“Feathers, Fungi & Fully Caffeinated Shade” – Watching haters so I don’t have to.
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“Brewed Among Blooms & Bad Vibes Blockers” – Coffee in hand, evil eye on duty, patience nowhere.
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“Coffee, Chaos & Cold-Blooded Companions” – Evil eye handles curses; I handle the sass.
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“Yes, All These Eyes Are Judging You” – Including mine, before coffee.
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“Moon Phases & Mood Swings” – Both fully protected by the evil eye.
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“Extra! Extra! Evil Eye on Duty” – Blocking bad news and worse attitudes.
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“Midnight Cocoa & Morning Side-Eyes” – Sweet warmth, salty attitude.
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“Eye See You, Still Don’t Like You” – Protected and petty.
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“Pasture Blooms, Evil Eye Glares, Morning Moo‑d” – Caffeine kicks in before kindness does.
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“Girl with the Petty Earring” – Staring silently… but judging loudly.
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“Powered by Petty & Arabica” – Staying awake out of sheer spite. - White
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“Coffee First, Sarcasm Second, Evil Eye Always” – Morning mantra for open-plan survival. - White on White
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“Office Politics & Evil Eye Protection” – Sipping, judging, blocking negativity. - White
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“Bad Moods Brewed Fresh, Evil Eye on Standby” – Perfect for Monday meetings. - White
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Sips, Spells & Side‑Eye
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“Galloping Through Drama, Fueled by Coffee & the Evil Eye” – Red curls, sharp sarcasm, unstoppable.
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Bad Moods Brewed Fresh, Evil Eye on Standby – Perfect for Monday meetings
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Midnight Bloom & Malice
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The Watchers Garden Journal
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“Weed Out the Haters” – Plant love, pull negativity
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Your Thoughts Deserve a Scandal-Journal
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