Ever feel like your desk is silently roasting you? Now it actually is.
Meet ""Staring Contest: You vs. The Universe" Desk Pad, infused with ancient side-eye technology. Each Eye on this mat is watching your every move—judging your procrastination, side-eyeing your snack choices, and probably texting their group chat about you.
🔮 Why You Need This Desk Mat: ✅ Curses? Blocked. - Exes, bad vibes, and unfinished projects won’t touch you now. ✅ Spill-Proof Protection – Because the coffee gods know you’re clumsy. ✅ Anti-Slip Grip – Stays put, unlike your motivation. ✅ Unwavering Judgment – Every tiny evil eye sees your impulse Amazon purchases.
Product features - Non-slip bottom for stability during use - Vibrant colors with crisp printing - Durable hemmed edges for longevity - Multifunctional surface for various tasks - Made from 100% Neoprene
Care instructions - Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.