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Staring Contest: You vs. The Universe-Desk Pad

Staring Contest: You vs. The Universe-Desk Pad

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Ever feel like your desk is silently roasting you? Now it actually is.

Meet ""Staring Contest: You vs. The Universe" Desk Pad, infused with ancient side-eye technology. Each Eye on this mat is watching your every move—judging your procrastination, side-eyeing your snack choices, and probably texting their group chat about you.

🔮 Why You Need This Desk Mat:
Curses? Blocked. - Exes, bad vibes, and unfinished projects won’t touch you now.
Spill-Proof Protection – Because the coffee gods know you’re clumsy.
Anti-Slip Grip – Stays put, unlike your motivation.
Unwavering Judgment – Every tiny evil eye sees your impulse Amazon purchases.

👀 Get yours now before they start whispering.

🔥#TheJudgmentRug #EvilEyeEnergy #SideEyeActivated #GamingSetup #OfficeGossipMat #WorkHarder

Product features
- Non-slip bottom for stability during use
- Vibrant colors with crisp printing
- Durable hemmed edges for longevity
- Multifunctional surface for various tasks
- Made from 100% Neoprene

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.

  12" × 18"
Width, in 18.00
Height, in 12.00
Thickness, in 0.12
Size tolerance, in 1.00

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