Ever felt like someone’s side-eye was a little too intense? Like your nosy neighbor, Karen, or that one coworker who always has something to say? Worry no more! With The Ultra-Protecto-Eye Hoodie, you’ll have 100X the protection against bad vibes, jealousy, and unsolicited negativity.
🔮 Features: ✅ All-seeing eyes covering your back (literally). ✅ Instant energy shield – (Okay, not literally, but we like to believe). ✅ So stylish even the haters will admire it.
👁️ Get yours now and walk through life like the mystical being you are – unbothered, unstoppable, and 100X protected!
Product features - Spacious pockets to keep your hands warm - Vibrant, all-over design with bright colors - Durable 100% polyester fabric - Medium weight for comfortable wear - Classic fit with stylish black zipper
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not iron - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not bleach - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)