Vermeer’s girl? She escaped the 1600s, joined a punk band, and started a cult for emotionally unavailable creatives.
She's no longer just a painting. She's a vibe. A hoodie. A walking force field of sarcasm and spiritual protection.
Featuring a high-drama, evil-eye-bedazzled remix of a classic painting, this hoodie is for:
People who believe in vibes
People who are the vibe
People who need a wearable excuse to avoid small talk
Oversized. Judgy. A little cursed. Just like you.
🌸👀✨ #EyeConic
Product features - Spacious pockets to keep your hands warm - Vibrant, all-over design with bright colors - Durable 100% polyester fabric - Medium weight for comfortable wear - Classic fit with stylish black zipper
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not iron - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not bleach - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
Length, in
25.00
25.98
27.01
27.99
29.76
31.50
Width, in
20.00
21.50
22.99
24.49
26.50
28.50
Sleeve Length, in
23.86
24.37
24.88
25.39
25.87
26.38
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