“Pasture Blooms, Evil Eye Glares, Morning Moo‑d” – Caffeine kicks in before kindness does.

“Pasture Blooms, Evil Eye Glares, Morning Moo‑d” – Caffeine kicks in before kindness does. Start your morning right—with a steaming cup of caffeine and a cyclops cow that judges your life choices. This evil-eyed moo-g is more than just ceramic and sass. It’s a daily reminder that your coffee addiction hasn’t gone unnoticed. Sip carefully… the cow is watching.

Product features
- Made from glossy ceramic for a sleek finish.
- Vibrant colors that stand out, thanks to advanced printing techniques.
- Microwave-safe for easy heating of your favorite drinks.
- Dishwasher-safe for effortless cleaning.
- Available in two convenient sizes: 11oz and 15oz.

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap