The Sizzling Stare That Sees Your Soul (And Roasts It). šš„-Desk Mat
The Sizzling Stare That Sees Your Soul (And Roasts It). šš„-Desk Mat
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Ever feel like you need a personal life coach? One that doesnāt talkā¦ just silently judges?
Meet The Sizzling Stareāa fire-breathing, judgmental eyeball thatāll watch you fail in real-time. Whether youāre procrastinating, rage-quitting, or crying over a missed deadline, this mat sees everythingā¦ and it is NOT impressed.
š„ Why You NEED This š„
ā Motivation Level: Terrifying ā Youāll work harder just to avoid The Eyeās disappointment.
š„ Who Needs This? š„
šØāš» Overworked Employees ā Finally, a boss who actually watches you work.
š® Gamers ā When your K/D ratio drops, The Eye will remember.
š Students ā Cramming at 3 AM? The Eye sees your poor choices.
š Chaotic Individuals ā If your life is a mess, at least your desk setup wonāt be.
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š Buy it now before it starts haunting you anyway.
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Product features
- Non-slip bottom for stability during use
- Vibrant colors with crisp printing
- Durable hemmed edges for longevity
- Multifunctional surface for various tasks
- Made from 100% Neoprene, available in 3 sizes
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.
| Ā | 12" Ć 18" |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 |
| Height, in | 12.00 |
| Thickness, in | 0.12 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 |
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